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Social Media Marketing Makes my Skin Crawl

My sister sent me this video – presumably because she’s secretly mocking my profession of choice. This clip doesn’t make me want to navigate over to this handsome bastard’s site as much as maybe… take a shower. Based on the comments on the post-specific YT page, I am not alone.

If we, the public, were called upon to perform a service to this gentleman by offering constructive criticism to his efforts, I think it would likely go something like this:

  • Spell your ultra-long URL properly on your splash screen. Unless of course a bluerpint is actually some kind of Belgian beer that I don’t know about.
  • There is a tuxedo rental shop somewhere in Minnesota that is missing a men’s jacket size 14.
  • Remember back in the late 1990’s when LLCool J would wear one leg of his sweat pants rolled up? It never really caught on, and someone should tell Gary here that the ‘one lapel flip’ won’t fare much better.
  • Rodney Dangerfield called. He wants his tie knot back.
  • I have seen hostage videos in which the subjects looked more comfortable. Is there a rabid grizzly bear on a chain just off camera? “Right, who’s doesn’t?” Strasberg is turning in his grave.
  • The Shakespeare beard should be limited to sex offenders and poet laureates. Oh eye of newt and tongue of frog and link of Digg! Hast thou forsaken me?
  • The dual eyebrow raise-head jerk move might be a precursor to a more serious neurological disorder. I kept waiting for him to yell “cock farts frigging slut monkeys!” at the end of every sentence.

Ladies, please form a line to the left. This guy should really be teaching a class in social heartbreaking, being Valentine’s Day and all.

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  • Andy February 15, 2007, 4:47 pm

    I somehow was able to actually listen to what he was saying, and it’s really an impressive service. He is offering to look at your website and then post spam links on Digg, etc., for you.
    Now that’s SEO at its best!

  • Dave Pye February 15, 2007, 4:55 pm

    Andy, I want to party with this guy.

    “Do you want me to buy you a beer, miss? (awkward silence) Heh – sure you do, who doesn’t?”

  • Alex February 16, 2007, 6:18 am

    It’s Crumb!
    Can’t you lose him?
    He’s on me like glue!

    ba-da-da-da-da-da-da-da da da da

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